Short story of the month (Apr 2005)

He had indeed tapped deep into bio-medical technology and his ever expanding bank account and had falcon eyes attached to his machine body made by Titanium Bio Labs LLC (TBL). As a matter of fact, every year he had his mechanical heart replaced with a new and improved model, brain cell rejuvination on his microchips, the whole 9 yards; The works! He was the oldest man alive; some said over 700 years old, others said more like 300 years old, while others said he did'nt excist at all, and why the fuck should he?