short story of the month (aug)

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Must see globetrekker EATS

1. The Corsica episode with Ian: Ian is at some twisted, bent outdoor festival and this lady is skewering live eels and then cooking them alive over hot coals. The end product looks like sausages but HOLY FUCK! Could'nt they at least wack the fuckers on the head first? Geez, the slimey thinks are cross-eyed and writhing in pain from being skewered and then open mouthed fucked with fire.

2. The India episode: at the very end....."...the rat tails are saved for the children" camera pans to a dirty faced kid chewing on a rat tail. Camera pans to a man holding a rat by the nape of its neck, slits its gut open and rams a stick up its ass and begins to cook it over the fire like a hot dog. Yummy.