Short story of the month (Sep 05)

You know the saying "Be careful what you wish for"? Well I'm typing this on a wireless laptop underneath my next door neighbors house because the entire city, if not the country is looking for me....It all started innocently enough, we were all playing cards and Boyd Anders says He wishes he had powers to see through cards and I said, jokingly of course "I wished I was a giant rodent hybrid with wings like a bat and teeth that could chew through concrete and red laser beam eyes that could cut through steel" and when I woke up this morning I was burrowed into an embankment in the woods behind our house and the little Parker girl was laying there in front of me in the dirt in a pool of her own blood and and her arms and face were chewed to the bone and to make matters worse I had blood all over my fur. I don't know what the fuck happened.

I was laying there trying to remember when I heard some noises and got spook4ed and ran under Jims house. I chewed through the flooring and came up into his sons room and thats where I found this laptop and an Ipod. You know those damn things can store over 300 songs? I'm listening to "Cowboys from Hell" now as I type this... I know they have a dog so I'm going to burrow a tunnel out into the woods. I wish I was'nt a giant hybrid rodent with wings like a bat and teeth that can chew through concrete and red laser beam eyes that can cut through steel. I keep chanting this matra but it doesnt seem to work. I think I hear someone coming gotta go.....