Mark's Presidential Platform & campaign promises
Forward:
This is the idea that the common man wt a punk attitude could become The President. (I can tell you honestly, It would be better than what we have now with this cowardly weasel Bush pissing off the entire globe at the U.S.) Instead, How about the angry voices of rioting mobs be heard for once and the minute voices of the rich and influencial be silenced instead. That'd be a GREAT start! (The issue of a decent wage comes to mind when these corporations cry "it will kill us!! It will break our backs!! Meanwhile, executives rape and plunder the thing taking home six figure bonuses and all kinds of perks. Well guess what?: The working peoples backs ARE broken!! They were broken long ago. When the cost of living skyrockets and wages stay the same, there IS a HUGE problem with this scenerio don't you think?
We the people ALL want the same thingsin life: A decent living wage, affordable housing, health care, peace and happiness. But this present situation has repeated itself time and time again over the eons of time. Can't we finally say ENOUGH!!? The easiest thing in the world to do is QUIT. Can't we QUIT fucking things up?!! or do we HAVE to do just one more bombing run and assualt on the village no matter the civillian casualties caught up in some sensless war zone? Whats happening right now in Washington, D.C. is America imploding on itself while pissing off the entire world. Did you ever stop and think for one second how the world at large looks at the U.S.? Its not such a far fetched idea to think they look at us like" world dominating Nazi's" pushing Democracy down everyones throats like it or not, and if you don't like it you are eliminated as a threat. This is not to hard to imagine and is pretty much close to the actual truth. Is this how we as a nation want to be portrayed? Its past time for worldwide change for the better and here are a few collective ideas to bring about such:
The 1st things I'll do as your President is implement a COMMON SENSE POLICY:
1. Abolish ALL pennies from circulation. They will be worth nothing, not even to collectors. They are a national public nuisance and they will all be taken out of circulation and melted down for real and productive usage. This is COMMON SENSE REFORM in your goverment. Retailers and such, begin to round off to the nearest "5' or "10". An Economist has appraoched me and said this will automatically cause 25% inflation. I say a small price to pay to rid us all of the aggrivation of these nuisances, not to mention the cost.
2. ...well I guess I am getting ahead of myself and I should lay down the money to run, fill out multiple forms and whatnot, not to mention have some stickers made up and open several websites dedicated to my campaign and hire several spinsters and political hacks: You know that there is no conspiracy, no one in charge, you are operating under the illusion of a masterplan. We are neither Republican nor Democrat. We don't like labels but we know there is no way around not getting one so here are some suggestions: The" we're not fucking around party" or" The Nuclear party". I don't care, whatever. The Campaign Slogan is: "FUCK THE SYSTEM" and we currently have the T-shirts available www.nuclearskull.com/gear
2. I will expose the poor and offer them a hand up, if that is truely what they want, you know you can't help a man that does not want help...I will accomplish this through TVA like national and international projects and programs to put people to work paying them a realistic wage that will enable them to actually live instead of barely survive. And damn you to fucking hell WAL-MART!! You will pay a decent living wage or you WILL be shut down and another business can and will take your place. Its as simple as that!! Stop exploiting people!! I do not shop at wal-mart. Nor do I want ANY of my records or band merch sold there!! FUCK WAL-MART!!!
3. I will aggressively begin the move from fossil fuels to the Icelandic model of hydrogen, solar and of course NUCLEAR. While setting up REAL Environmental Programs.
4. I will send all nations of the world an apology for transgressions and folleys of the past. (if you will turn your bibles and storybooks to Revalations you will see this is the beggining of 2000 yrs of peace before all hell breaks loose. Hey it has to start somewhere, sometime)
5. I will be truthfull and honest with the people of the world and explain to ALL that there are certainly other lifeforms living beyond our Earth and they are superior and more technologically advanced than us.
6. I'll start pushing some buttons, because an "unused weapon is a useless weapon" and there are certain groups and societys amongst us that will always try and disturb peace. The only thing they understand is "a big stick" so they get the big stick and realize WE are not fucking around: Climb aboard or swim with the sharks. Its that simple. Brace for shock, because here it comes!! "What do you do when you here the flash?....")
7. I will legalize ALL drugs. You want to shoot up heroin? Go right ahead, its your life. You want to snort a line of cocaine from NY to LA, go right ahead, its your life. These drugs will be taxed accordingly and the sames rules to driving under the influence will apply. I will appiont Mr. Bruce Mirken of the Marijuana Policy Project, Washington D.C. in charge of this commission for the good work he has done thus far in this area .
8. I will create an atmosphere of prosperity for all w/o the guilt, greed and sodomy of religion (unless of course thats what you want, and as in present times, it will be avaialable to you) YEEE-HAA to ALL your religions!! Who am I to judge your beliefs?? And who the fuck are you to judge others beliefs?? RELIGION KILLS and this "my god is better than your god" bullshit is going to stop. Your religion doesn't give you the right to kill others just because they don't believe in the "Great HooDoo" or whatever the fuck it is you believe in. You WILL respect others beliefs and they WILL respect yours. And you will stop all the bullshit killing nonsense or you will be wiped off the face of the earth. Now walk the line mutherfuckers!
9. Population controls: There are already too many people on this planet for it to sustain and heal the harm we are doing to it. Wake the fuck up!! If you cant control how many children you have, My administration will. more on the "nuts and bolts" of this later.
10. A real and effective United Nations, one that will effectivly distribute wealth and educate third world countries that despite eons, cannot get thier shit together. Look the fuck out Somolia, Nigeria and all the rest of you dragging shitbird nations, the jig is up, its time to cut the shit and get down to a change for the better.
11. Did I mention ALL people must wear "storm trooper" boots?
- yes, a question?
* yes sir, Larry Fitzgerald of the Star-Tribune, what if you are at the beach, do you still want people to wear the boots?
- Why would you want to take them off? I'll go this far for comforts sake and appiont a "stormtrooper boot commission" where approved footwear and the likes are reviewed. How's that? Next question.
12. Collission avoidance systems will be outfitted on all cars virtually making auto accidents a thing of the past.
13. Common Sense reform shall be the rule of ALL goverments: Why as an elected official for the people would you steal from the same people who have trusted you to serve on thier behalf?
You will be publically executed for any such transgression. The punishment due.
14. The original zero calorie Fresca, unfucked with rasberry and whatnot flavorings, full of sweet, sweet caffine. This army marches on caffine!!!
15. Free speech and naked breast on TV and print ads. Enough is enough. People, the American People in particular, are too hung up on the naked body and words deamed offensive by the FCC. The jig is up ASSHOLES!! Time to get real jobs instead of force feeding the people your holier than thou lines of shit about what you can and cannot say or do!!Goodbye. And to all detractors: If you don't like the channel CHANGE IT!! Its as simple as that!!!
16. As the President I work for you. I'm not here for my benifit but yours now you tell me what you want?
- A realistic living wage?
-affordable housing?
- A goverment you can trust instead of the shit we have now?
what do you want, tell me
17. I CAN make this a reality by cutting back on whats going on in outter space and concentrating on whats going on here on Earth. NASA, time to get real jobs peckerheads!! COMMON SENSE REFORM in goverment. Its time to use your heads. I'm sure the scientist, who like a fool has been studying the stars his/her whole life would argue. I say its time to get a real job contributing here on this planet not sucking in a free paycheck and contributing a pile of worthless data. Lets take care of problems here before you go starting others...
18. Immigration: Can you imagine what it must feel like working as an Immigration foot soldier with the ludicrious revolving door policy we have now? Enough is enough! You want to come to this country? Well come through the front door the right way! Don't try slipping in through the back door uninvited like some thief. And if you do and you are caught you are going straight to one of many work camps for a minimum 10 yrs- maximum 20 years to help build the infrastructure of this country. Many people have died for the freedom this country enjoys and here you come surfing a free ride on a wave of thier blood and we're just suppossed to roll out the red carpet for you? Like hell! Come in the front, fill out the papers and we'll talk about it. Come in the back door and your going right to the camps for 10-20 yrs and when your finished serving we'll fill out the proper papers and see if you are eligible to become a citezen. Do I have the votes of ALL immigration foot soldiers? You bet I do!! This will be a modern day FRD "TVA" type program and there will be U.S. Citizens there as well who are looking for opportunity to mend our crumbling infra-stuctures like the power grid, the hiways, bridges etc.
19. Education: The system will be completely overhauled. Teachers will be paid decent wages but at the same time they will begin to actually teach subjects that are useful. I'm sorry, but little Timmy's not going to be able to buy groceries as an adult knowing which General fought in the battle of New Orleans. Instead by the time little Timmy is in the 7th grade he will begin to learn his vocation in life, the basics to running a business and how things really work. If Timmy wants to learn about the past the library is wide open, but lets not waste his time or ours.
20. Crime and the Death penalty: Ok let me get this one straight: You go out and not only kill, but rape and mutilate some poor kid and we're suppossed to put you up in a correctional facility at taxpayers expense for the rest of your life? Not on my watch. You are going head fucking first ALIVE into an incinerator.The punishment will fit the crime and it will be swift! So swift that it will send a message to ALL. So swift it will make your head spin around on your spinal column causing you to ask yourself "what the fuck was that!!?" I will stop building prisons, turning present prisons into schools and places for the elderly and begin building Incinerators. This will be a major deterant against committing ANY crime don't you think?
-Yes, another question in the front row,Larry I beleive it was?
* Yes, will these "stormtrooper boots" be available in colors and what is the significance of wearing boots?
-I'm so glad you asked that question. First of all a person wearing boots commands respect. It sends an unspoken message and it tells all that "Hey, I'm onboard!" Now as for colors. I don't see why not. I mean if you want to wear pink stormtrooper boots with short short cut off levis with a cowboy hat and go hang out at the beach, why not? Pink,green,yellow,red its ALL good.
20. Weathermen/women: You WILL be accountable for your forcast. The free ride is OVER. Do you know how many millions the local Miami weather fuckwads cost the local economy last holiday? They claimed it was going to rain, therefore people canceled golf, boating etc., the problem was: it was sunny. You do that under my presidency and you are out of a job, you will be jailed and fined and your employer will be fined severely. FREE RIDE IS OVER SHITASSES!!!
This is the idea that the common man wt a punk attitude could become The President. (I can tell you honestly, It would be better than what we have now with this cowardly weasel Bush pissing off the entire globe at the U.S.) Instead, How about the angry voices of rioting mobs be heard for once and the minute voices of the rich and influencial be silenced instead. That'd be a GREAT start! (The issue of a decent wage comes to mind when these corporations cry "it will kill us!! It will break our backs!! Meanwhile, executives rape and plunder the thing taking home six figure bonuses and all kinds of perks. Well guess what?: The working peoples backs ARE broken!! They were broken long ago. When the cost of living skyrockets and wages stay the same, there IS a HUGE problem with this scenerio don't you think?
We the people ALL want the same thingsin life: A decent living wage, affordable housing, health care, peace and happiness. But this present situation has repeated itself time and time again over the eons of time. Can't we finally say ENOUGH!!? The easiest thing in the world to do is QUIT. Can't we QUIT fucking things up?!! or do we HAVE to do just one more bombing run and assualt on the village no matter the civillian casualties caught up in some sensless war zone? Whats happening right now in Washington, D.C. is America imploding on itself while pissing off the entire world. Did you ever stop and think for one second how the world at large looks at the U.S.? Its not such a far fetched idea to think they look at us like" world dominating Nazi's" pushing Democracy down everyones throats like it or not, and if you don't like it you are eliminated as a threat. This is not to hard to imagine and is pretty much close to the actual truth. Is this how we as a nation want to be portrayed? Its past time for worldwide change for the better and here are a few collective ideas to bring about such:
The 1st things I'll do as your President is implement a COMMON SENSE POLICY:
1. Abolish ALL pennies from circulation. They will be worth nothing, not even to collectors. They are a national public nuisance and they will all be taken out of circulation and melted down for real and productive usage. This is COMMON SENSE REFORM in your goverment. Retailers and such, begin to round off to the nearest "5' or "10". An Economist has appraoched me and said this will automatically cause 25% inflation. I say a small price to pay to rid us all of the aggrivation of these nuisances, not to mention the cost.
2. ...well I guess I am getting ahead of myself and I should lay down the money to run, fill out multiple forms and whatnot, not to mention have some stickers made up and open several websites dedicated to my campaign and hire several spinsters and political hacks: You know that there is no conspiracy, no one in charge, you are operating under the illusion of a masterplan. We are neither Republican nor Democrat. We don't like labels but we know there is no way around not getting one so here are some suggestions: The" we're not fucking around party" or" The Nuclear party". I don't care, whatever. The Campaign Slogan is: "FUCK THE SYSTEM" and we currently have the T-shirts available www.nuclearskull.com/gear
2. I will expose the poor and offer them a hand up, if that is truely what they want, you know you can't help a man that does not want help...I will accomplish this through TVA like national and international projects and programs to put people to work paying them a realistic wage that will enable them to actually live instead of barely survive. And damn you to fucking hell WAL-MART!! You will pay a decent living wage or you WILL be shut down and another business can and will take your place. Its as simple as that!! Stop exploiting people!! I do not shop at wal-mart. Nor do I want ANY of my records or band merch sold there!! FUCK WAL-MART!!!
3. I will aggressively begin the move from fossil fuels to the Icelandic model of hydrogen, solar and of course NUCLEAR. While setting up REAL Environmental Programs.
4. I will send all nations of the world an apology for transgressions and folleys of the past. (if you will turn your bibles and storybooks to Revalations you will see this is the beggining of 2000 yrs of peace before all hell breaks loose. Hey it has to start somewhere, sometime)
5. I will be truthfull and honest with the people of the world and explain to ALL that there are certainly other lifeforms living beyond our Earth and they are superior and more technologically advanced than us.
6. I'll start pushing some buttons, because an "unused weapon is a useless weapon" and there are certain groups and societys amongst us that will always try and disturb peace. The only thing they understand is "a big stick" so they get the big stick and realize WE are not fucking around: Climb aboard or swim with the sharks. Its that simple. Brace for shock, because here it comes!! "What do you do when you here the flash?....")
7. I will legalize ALL drugs. You want to shoot up heroin? Go right ahead, its your life. You want to snort a line of cocaine from NY to LA, go right ahead, its your life. These drugs will be taxed accordingly and the sames rules to driving under the influence will apply. I will appiont Mr. Bruce Mirken of the Marijuana Policy Project, Washington D.C. in charge of this commission for the good work he has done thus far in this area .
8. I will create an atmosphere of prosperity for all w/o the guilt, greed and sodomy of religion (unless of course thats what you want, and as in present times, it will be avaialable to you) YEEE-HAA to ALL your religions!! Who am I to judge your beliefs?? And who the fuck are you to judge others beliefs?? RELIGION KILLS and this "my god is better than your god" bullshit is going to stop. Your religion doesn't give you the right to kill others just because they don't believe in the "Great HooDoo" or whatever the fuck it is you believe in. You WILL respect others beliefs and they WILL respect yours. And you will stop all the bullshit killing nonsense or you will be wiped off the face of the earth. Now walk the line mutherfuckers!
9. Population controls: There are already too many people on this planet for it to sustain and heal the harm we are doing to it. Wake the fuck up!! If you cant control how many children you have, My administration will. more on the "nuts and bolts" of this later.
10. A real and effective United Nations, one that will effectivly distribute wealth and educate third world countries that despite eons, cannot get thier shit together. Look the fuck out Somolia, Nigeria and all the rest of you dragging shitbird nations, the jig is up, its time to cut the shit and get down to a change for the better.
11. Did I mention ALL people must wear "storm trooper" boots?
- yes, a question?
* yes sir, Larry Fitzgerald of the Star-Tribune, what if you are at the beach, do you still want people to wear the boots?
- Why would you want to take them off? I'll go this far for comforts sake and appiont a "stormtrooper boot commission" where approved footwear and the likes are reviewed. How's that? Next question.
12. Collission avoidance systems will be outfitted on all cars virtually making auto accidents a thing of the past.
13. Common Sense reform shall be the rule of ALL goverments: Why as an elected official for the people would you steal from the same people who have trusted you to serve on thier behalf?
You will be publically executed for any such transgression. The punishment due.
14. The original zero calorie Fresca, unfucked with rasberry and whatnot flavorings, full of sweet, sweet caffine. This army marches on caffine!!!
15. Free speech and naked breast on TV and print ads. Enough is enough. People, the American People in particular, are too hung up on the naked body and words deamed offensive by the FCC. The jig is up ASSHOLES!! Time to get real jobs instead of force feeding the people your holier than thou lines of shit about what you can and cannot say or do!!Goodbye. And to all detractors: If you don't like the channel CHANGE IT!! Its as simple as that!!!
16. As the President I work for you. I'm not here for my benifit but yours now you tell me what you want?
- A realistic living wage?
-affordable housing?
- A goverment you can trust instead of the shit we have now?
what do you want, tell me
17. I CAN make this a reality by cutting back on whats going on in outter space and concentrating on whats going on here on Earth. NASA, time to get real jobs peckerheads!! COMMON SENSE REFORM in goverment. Its time to use your heads. I'm sure the scientist, who like a fool has been studying the stars his/her whole life would argue. I say its time to get a real job contributing here on this planet not sucking in a free paycheck and contributing a pile of worthless data. Lets take care of problems here before you go starting others...
18. Immigration: Can you imagine what it must feel like working as an Immigration foot soldier with the ludicrious revolving door policy we have now? Enough is enough! You want to come to this country? Well come through the front door the right way! Don't try slipping in through the back door uninvited like some thief. And if you do and you are caught you are going straight to one of many work camps for a minimum 10 yrs- maximum 20 years to help build the infrastructure of this country. Many people have died for the freedom this country enjoys and here you come surfing a free ride on a wave of thier blood and we're just suppossed to roll out the red carpet for you? Like hell! Come in the front, fill out the papers and we'll talk about it. Come in the back door and your going right to the camps for 10-20 yrs and when your finished serving we'll fill out the proper papers and see if you are eligible to become a citezen. Do I have the votes of ALL immigration foot soldiers? You bet I do!! This will be a modern day FRD "TVA" type program and there will be U.S. Citizens there as well who are looking for opportunity to mend our crumbling infra-stuctures like the power grid, the hiways, bridges etc.
19. Education: The system will be completely overhauled. Teachers will be paid decent wages but at the same time they will begin to actually teach subjects that are useful. I'm sorry, but little Timmy's not going to be able to buy groceries as an adult knowing which General fought in the battle of New Orleans. Instead by the time little Timmy is in the 7th grade he will begin to learn his vocation in life, the basics to running a business and how things really work. If Timmy wants to learn about the past the library is wide open, but lets not waste his time or ours.
20. Crime and the Death penalty: Ok let me get this one straight: You go out and not only kill, but rape and mutilate some poor kid and we're suppossed to put you up in a correctional facility at taxpayers expense for the rest of your life? Not on my watch. You are going head fucking first ALIVE into an incinerator.The punishment will fit the crime and it will be swift! So swift that it will send a message to ALL. So swift it will make your head spin around on your spinal column causing you to ask yourself "what the fuck was that!!?" I will stop building prisons, turning present prisons into schools and places for the elderly and begin building Incinerators. This will be a major deterant against committing ANY crime don't you think?
-Yes, another question in the front row,Larry I beleive it was?
* Yes, will these "stormtrooper boots" be available in colors and what is the significance of wearing boots?
-I'm so glad you asked that question. First of all a person wearing boots commands respect. It sends an unspoken message and it tells all that "Hey, I'm onboard!" Now as for colors. I don't see why not. I mean if you want to wear pink stormtrooper boots with short short cut off levis with a cowboy hat and go hang out at the beach, why not? Pink,green,yellow,red its ALL good.
20. Weathermen/women: You WILL be accountable for your forcast. The free ride is OVER. Do you know how many millions the local Miami weather fuckwads cost the local economy last holiday? They claimed it was going to rain, therefore people canceled golf, boating etc., the problem was: it was sunny. You do that under my presidency and you are out of a job, you will be jailed and fined and your employer will be fined severely. FREE RIDE IS OVER SHITASSES!!!
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