Short story(RANT) of the month Feb 2006
...this is more of a rant than the usual "short story format" you've been subjected to here in the past. This is no doubt an effect of subscribing to Maximum Rock-n-Roll...its a good thing.
Question: Who killed more people Hitler or Henry Ford? and more importantly what do each have in common than thier instruments of DEATH?
Hiltler got his share, but by ALL accounts Ford's invention and mass manufacturing, the assembly line, of the automobile is STILL racking up its toll even as you read this. Smash Crash Burn! AND they were both NAZI's to the core. Don't believe Ford was a NAZI? Well you obviously don't know your history facts.
I'm not against cars, just the problems and headaches car ownership creates such as parking, or should I say" lack of parking", traffic, stupid drivers, tickets AND on top of this, you pay for the privledge of recieving these problems? You've got to be out of your fricken mind!!!
I look at it like this, if you HAVE to have a car, then you HAVE to have a car. I don't. And I am relived not to have to deal with all the bullshit that comes with car ownership, but then thats just little ol' me...if the economy had to rely on people like me you'd ALL be screwed as I do not own the afformentioned auto, do not own a phone of ANY type whatsoever, nor do I own a credit card. But back to the cars...the entire death equasion could be taken out of the picture all together with "avoidance guidance systems" that practically drive the car for you, but then the manufactuers would have to spend more, charge more not to mention "highway infrastructure upgrades" to comply with such a system and the likes. No, the present system serves society at large a purpose of "culling" the population and keeping EVERYTHING in check and we would'nt want to go and fuck with that now would we? I want NOTHING to do with IT! I am a bare bones efficient operating machine. No car, no wife, no kids, no problems, at least not with these things I've mentioned here. For surely, I DO have my problems, bitches, annoyances and aggrivations.
The latest aggrivation that comes clearly to mind, setting on top of the list is my 5 florida daily lotto numbers. A losing ticket is a losing ticket BUT not for me! On a consistent basis the numbers are one number off from the winning number all across the board!! And if not on ALL the numbers then certainly on 3 or 4. I'd think nothing of it, but I'll luck out and win a free ticket and the numbers on these randomly chosen numbers will be one off from a winner on several numbers...it NEVER fails!!! Its like God and all his buddies are up in heaven saying "Oh this is going to be great!! Watch how pissed he gets at this!!" I'm SO glad I can be a jester for the gods ...I hope they're all enjoying thier sadistic fun.
Well, this year I've decided to do something about it. This year I'm going to monitor the "hot numbers" and play accordingly. I play 2 regular numbers, and surely if I changed them - they would definatly come in the very next day! You can count on that! I play another random computer pick and the new "hot numbers" for a total of 4 picks at a cost of $4. Thats $1460 a year. The payoff on 5 correct numbers is an average of $200k providing you are the only one to win, usally 2 people win. Another thing about this that pisses me of is the disparity between 4 and 5 correct numbers, as 4 numbers usally end up being a $140 payout. There's a HUGE diffrence between $200K and a measly $140. What the fuck is that? It should certainly be a couple thousand. Remind me to jot off a letter to the head lotto asshole on that one. 3 numbers, which I get every month or so, pays a whopping $10, while 2 numbers gets you a free ticket. BFD!
Its frustrating to lose consistently in this fashion because I KNOW there is someone out there who is the exact opposite who wins on a consistent basis. I'm not saying they win everyday, and certainly not the big prize, but they win on a consistent basis. Why cant I catch a break? When will it be MY turn? When will the Gods stop fuckin with me like this? I personally know one person who has won it twice, and two people who have won it once, one who won when the thing first started and it was a $500K payout. Oh well, for ALL the frustration and aggrivation and the $1460 per yr cost, its still less frustrating and costly than car ownership. And should the frustration become too much I can always quit and have an extra $1460 in my pocket over a years time, though I don't know what I'd spend it on right off hand...perhaps studio time and another full lenght cd? More advertising...Probably. Just think of the deilma I will be in when I get all 5 numbers. What?! You think I'm playing to lose? I really don't need the money, though it'd be a nice security blanket to set in the bank. To me its the thrill of the hunt. One thing I surely would not do with the money is buy a car. Who needs those kind of problems?!!!
UPDATE 2/3/06: I fucking KNEW IT!!! the "hot numbers I'm playing...you guessed it...one number off on not one, not two, not three, but four numbers!! I swear to God himself - This is driving me fucking insane with anger! Why am I being fucked with like this?! If there EVER was a man that is TRUELY pissed off, then it is ME. Thankfully I have my music and I can vent and vent I WILL...coming up "The Vengeful Legions" Nuclear Fuck'in Skull-n-Bones 1st studio full lenghth cd for mass distribution...the end result of my anger in a rock'in format, a bulldozer plowing under bodies as they take thier last breath, machine of death, sortta like the car your driving thats going to kill yaa!!
Update 2/14/06: Lately I've been on a two number winner streak for the last 4 days in a row...just waiting....still waiting
Update: 2/22: This is going to be an ongoing Blog throughout the year+ monitoring the situation: as of late the #'s have been way off and even though its a loser, I'd rather them be way off then one off on each number down the line. This tells me they have switched machines as they so often do...still waiting...
Update 3/06: Well its "ON" again. The last couple of days its been the one number off scenerio, 2 correct #'s and that one off # from a winner. I am convinced due to some happenings that occurred the other day that "The powers that be" are all circled looking down from thier heavenly perches saying "Ha! You think that was a good one whatch this!!" Whereupon 8 people come out of nowhere wanting chaise lounges and here comes the wind so strong that it literally blows several 10-15 lbs lounge chairs in to the pool. Fabulous. I need this aggrivation! Well ANYTHING to entertain the gods right? Can't have then setting around all day doing nothing now can we? Of course not! That sort of thing would most likely lead to one or more of them deciding he'd be a better "big boss" than the one presently in charge, which in turn would lead to revolt and expellsion creating another "Great Satan" So you see my constant aggrivation is thier entertainment that keeps all in check. just wonderful.....
update 3/27/06: Here are MY #'s issued to me from a "quick pick" :10/14/20/22/31 AND here are the numbers for the actual fantasy 5 : 15/17/21/22/31....and I'm not suppossed to be pissed off about it? 2 #= a free ticket and I'm one # off on 2 #'s from having 4 #'s and this happens time after time after time....
Update 4/21/06: Here we go, this is exactly what I'm talking about. $84 million dollar lotto. I played 7 tickets and on a quick pick 5 numbers were one off. Then if that was'nt bad enough, on the Fantasy5 quick pick 3 numbers were one off and I go two numbers equalling a free ticket (YEE-HAA).You cannot set there and tell me that some sort of supernatural bullfuckingshit is not going on! And it happens time and time again. I have notebooks full of these incidences. A day fucking late and a dollar short. Pissed? You think? OH well, The gods sure have fun with tormenting me to that I scream: FUCK YOU!!!
Update 11/02/2006
Nothing has changed. My notebook is full of these "one number off fuck me's" but it gets worse: I got 4 numbers out of 5. I went to bed that night thinking I'd scored a grand and life was good until I verified the tickets pay out. NOW GET THIS: 2 top winners get $125,000 each OK? what would you imagine 4 numbers get you? $1000?, $500? $100?...if you said "C" $100 you'd be close $101. Now is that a load of chicken shit or what?
I told alot of people and they all told me ANYWHERE else other than this backwards peckerhead state of FLORIDA you'd be looking at $2000 at a minimum. TOTAL FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT.
A person said to me the other day "You are the most pessimistic person I know". I went and got the dictionary to make sure we are all on the same page. We are and YES I am, and I AM NEVER, repeat NEVER disappionted in my angst.
Fuck all you mutherfuckers and get you faces in front of our NEW video by logging onto myspace.com/nuclerskull...go on get up on the couch and start jumping up and down, shit have a fucking party while your'e at it!!!!
Question: Who killed more people Hitler or Henry Ford? and more importantly what do each have in common than thier instruments of DEATH?
Hiltler got his share, but by ALL accounts Ford's invention and mass manufacturing, the assembly line, of the automobile is STILL racking up its toll even as you read this. Smash Crash Burn! AND they were both NAZI's to the core. Don't believe Ford was a NAZI? Well you obviously don't know your history facts.
I'm not against cars, just the problems and headaches car ownership creates such as parking, or should I say" lack of parking", traffic, stupid drivers, tickets AND on top of this, you pay for the privledge of recieving these problems? You've got to be out of your fricken mind!!!
I look at it like this, if you HAVE to have a car, then you HAVE to have a car. I don't. And I am relived not to have to deal with all the bullshit that comes with car ownership, but then thats just little ol' me...if the economy had to rely on people like me you'd ALL be screwed as I do not own the afformentioned auto, do not own a phone of ANY type whatsoever, nor do I own a credit card. But back to the cars...the entire death equasion could be taken out of the picture all together with "avoidance guidance systems" that practically drive the car for you, but then the manufactuers would have to spend more, charge more not to mention "highway infrastructure upgrades" to comply with such a system and the likes. No, the present system serves society at large a purpose of "culling" the population and keeping EVERYTHING in check and we would'nt want to go and fuck with that now would we? I want NOTHING to do with IT! I am a bare bones efficient operating machine. No car, no wife, no kids, no problems, at least not with these things I've mentioned here. For surely, I DO have my problems, bitches, annoyances and aggrivations.
The latest aggrivation that comes clearly to mind, setting on top of the list is my 5 florida daily lotto numbers. A losing ticket is a losing ticket BUT not for me! On a consistent basis the numbers are one number off from the winning number all across the board!! And if not on ALL the numbers then certainly on 3 or 4. I'd think nothing of it, but I'll luck out and win a free ticket and the numbers on these randomly chosen numbers will be one off from a winner on several numbers...it NEVER fails!!! Its like God and all his buddies are up in heaven saying "Oh this is going to be great!! Watch how pissed he gets at this!!" I'm SO glad I can be a jester for the gods ...I hope they're all enjoying thier sadistic fun.
Well, this year I've decided to do something about it. This year I'm going to monitor the "hot numbers" and play accordingly. I play 2 regular numbers, and surely if I changed them - they would definatly come in the very next day! You can count on that! I play another random computer pick and the new "hot numbers" for a total of 4 picks at a cost of $4. Thats $1460 a year. The payoff on 5 correct numbers is an average of $200k providing you are the only one to win, usally 2 people win. Another thing about this that pisses me of is the disparity between 4 and 5 correct numbers, as 4 numbers usally end up being a $140 payout. There's a HUGE diffrence between $200K and a measly $140. What the fuck is that? It should certainly be a couple thousand. Remind me to jot off a letter to the head lotto asshole on that one. 3 numbers, which I get every month or so, pays a whopping $10, while 2 numbers gets you a free ticket. BFD!
Its frustrating to lose consistently in this fashion because I KNOW there is someone out there who is the exact opposite who wins on a consistent basis. I'm not saying they win everyday, and certainly not the big prize, but they win on a consistent basis. Why cant I catch a break? When will it be MY turn? When will the Gods stop fuckin with me like this? I personally know one person who has won it twice, and two people who have won it once, one who won when the thing first started and it was a $500K payout. Oh well, for ALL the frustration and aggrivation and the $1460 per yr cost, its still less frustrating and costly than car ownership. And should the frustration become too much I can always quit and have an extra $1460 in my pocket over a years time, though I don't know what I'd spend it on right off hand...perhaps studio time and another full lenght cd? More advertising...Probably. Just think of the deilma I will be in when I get all 5 numbers. What?! You think I'm playing to lose? I really don't need the money, though it'd be a nice security blanket to set in the bank. To me its the thrill of the hunt. One thing I surely would not do with the money is buy a car. Who needs those kind of problems?!!!
UPDATE 2/3/06: I fucking KNEW IT!!! the "hot numbers I'm playing...you guessed it...one number off on not one, not two, not three, but four numbers!! I swear to God himself - This is driving me fucking insane with anger! Why am I being fucked with like this?! If there EVER was a man that is TRUELY pissed off, then it is ME. Thankfully I have my music and I can vent and vent I WILL...coming up "The Vengeful Legions" Nuclear Fuck'in Skull-n-Bones 1st studio full lenghth cd for mass distribution...the end result of my anger in a rock'in format, a bulldozer plowing under bodies as they take thier last breath, machine of death, sortta like the car your driving thats going to kill yaa!!
Update 2/14/06: Lately I've been on a two number winner streak for the last 4 days in a row...just waiting....still waiting
Update: 2/22: This is going to be an ongoing Blog throughout the year+ monitoring the situation: as of late the #'s have been way off and even though its a loser, I'd rather them be way off then one off on each number down the line. This tells me they have switched machines as they so often do...still waiting...
Update 3/06: Well its "ON" again. The last couple of days its been the one number off scenerio, 2 correct #'s and that one off # from a winner. I am convinced due to some happenings that occurred the other day that "The powers that be" are all circled looking down from thier heavenly perches saying "Ha! You think that was a good one whatch this!!" Whereupon 8 people come out of nowhere wanting chaise lounges and here comes the wind so strong that it literally blows several 10-15 lbs lounge chairs in to the pool. Fabulous. I need this aggrivation! Well ANYTHING to entertain the gods right? Can't have then setting around all day doing nothing now can we? Of course not! That sort of thing would most likely lead to one or more of them deciding he'd be a better "big boss" than the one presently in charge, which in turn would lead to revolt and expellsion creating another "Great Satan" So you see my constant aggrivation is thier entertainment that keeps all in check. just wonderful.....
update 3/27/06: Here are MY #'s issued to me from a "quick pick" :10/14/20/22/31 AND here are the numbers for the actual fantasy 5 : 15/17/21/22/31....and I'm not suppossed to be pissed off about it? 2 #= a free ticket and I'm one # off on 2 #'s from having 4 #'s and this happens time after time after time....
Update 4/21/06: Here we go, this is exactly what I'm talking about. $84 million dollar lotto. I played 7 tickets and on a quick pick 5 numbers were one off. Then if that was'nt bad enough, on the Fantasy5 quick pick 3 numbers were one off and I go two numbers equalling a free ticket (YEE-HAA).You cannot set there and tell me that some sort of supernatural bullfuckingshit is not going on! And it happens time and time again. I have notebooks full of these incidences. A day fucking late and a dollar short. Pissed? You think? OH well, The gods sure have fun with tormenting me to that I scream: FUCK YOU!!!
Update 11/02/2006
Nothing has changed. My notebook is full of these "one number off fuck me's" but it gets worse: I got 4 numbers out of 5. I went to bed that night thinking I'd scored a grand and life was good until I verified the tickets pay out. NOW GET THIS: 2 top winners get $125,000 each OK? what would you imagine 4 numbers get you? $1000?, $500? $100?...if you said "C" $100 you'd be close $101. Now is that a load of chicken shit or what?
I told alot of people and they all told me ANYWHERE else other than this backwards peckerhead state of FLORIDA you'd be looking at $2000 at a minimum. TOTAL FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT.
A person said to me the other day "You are the most pessimistic person I know". I went and got the dictionary to make sure we are all on the same page. We are and YES I am, and I AM NEVER, repeat NEVER disappionted in my angst.
Fuck all you mutherfuckers and get you faces in front of our NEW video by logging onto myspace.com/nuclerskull...go on get up on the couch and start jumping up and down, shit have a fucking party while your'e at it!!!!
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