Short Story of the month 4/2007

Long story short: (thus the" short story of the month" handle)

I was working in administration with a Marketing firm and a memo crossed my desk requiring me to hire a black person to equal out the companies quota. When do I have time for this shit I thought at the time????

So being the creative whiz that I am, I sent out my assistant to the hardware and wig store and proceeded to paint the fax machine brown, slapped the afro wig on it and a name tag which read: SHOEFRO. I filled out all the paperwork and the whole thing took less than 10 minutes. Problem fucking solved.

Well, a week later I was called in to personnel and re-assigned to thier department and given a nice raise. It was about a month later that the idea occurred to me that other companies could use this valuable service and thats when I started Scott Personell Services.

I suppose you've heard of it? We have offices in every major city in the world christening various office machines, filling out the paperwork, keeping the records and data updated, pictures, anniversaries, deaths the whole 9 yards. What a great country this US of A huh?

You BET!!