Short Story of the Month OCT 07

Yeah, I like to have a drink or two, SO WHAT? I'm responsible. I',m intelligent. I'm the Nuclear Skull, climb aboard....Is there such a crime as that??? Well I guess there is, as I am now in a shit load of trouble:

I just wanted to have a nice night out and see a show, join up wt freinds... Ok, let me back up here for a second. I've got a used ex-Police Ford that I got in a auction and I had it custom fitted wt a computer that drives the car. If you didnt see the NOVA episode on such then I guess your getting it here for the first time. Basically the computer reads the lanes and everything around you and you just program where you want to go and set back and drive. NBD.

So I went to see the band A.C. COBRA and a good time was had by all. I hooked up wt freinds and we had a few shots and rocked the hut and decided to take the party back to my place. Well on the way there was a Police sobriety check piont and again NBD. So the car pulls over and The cop looks in and sees us all setting in the back and I explain to him nicely that the cars driving itself and its all computerized and completey legal. Well I guess he hadn't seen the NOVA episode either and he begins to go into "Fucking overzealous control freak patriotic freedom fighter (did I say overzealous) freak on some superpeckerhead overdrive mode" and he's screamin for us all to get out of the car for no reason whatsoever and I'm screaming back "fuck you asshole!!"

So what does dick do? Yep, you guessed it, he screams "ok let me see everybodies hands!!" and he pulls out his gun. Big fucking mistake as I also had the car customized wt a "Anti car jacking system" wt a 38 caliber, 40 round ball turret mount on the roof . So as soon as SUPERfuckinDickhead pulls his gun, he's the fine recipeint of not one , but two 38 slugs right in the head. The car, as programed, lurches forward and takes off down the road and automatically dials 911. So all the cop cars are chasing the us now, and again, as programmed the car pulls over and now the cops have got thier nail guns out and they are nailing away.

I suppose you heard all about it on the news, or in your local paper. I was the headline story for a few weeks and you'd have to be living in a cave not to have heard about it. So here I am now, on this chain gang and there's is no Chrissy Hynde in site for miles and miles and miles, just these mountains and beautiful sunshine California Days.........

......Whoa, Hold on a minute. (sound of screatching brakes) If you've got that little finger pionted out and you've got 3 pionting back at you, THEN if you have the same finger pionted at youself (to Blame) then you obviously have 3 pionting back at the other direction. Did you ever think about that?...Well thats why We're "The Skull" and your not. You THINK?