NEW!!! Short Story of the month NOV 2007
Big Man with a Badge
They lived life on the cutting edge, which is why they were so successful to begin with. They were always going here or there, always doing something or another. Some who knew them wondered aloud if they ever slept, which of course they did by "Power-Napping" while enroute to here and there and back. In anycase, despite their power and wealth they experienced everyday problems just like you and I, and today the problem was the kitchen sink which is why they were standing there in thier kitchen handing the plumber two crisp $100 bills and explaining if anymore money was required that Little Johnny in the other room playing video games would take care of it. By the time the plumber looked into the other room and looked back, they were a cloud of dust speeding out of the driveway on the cutting edge of life.
"This is no way to raise a kid" the plumber thought to himself. "Hey kid, you here by yourself?" he asked taking a few steps towards the kid playing a video game on the large flat screen TV. Without any hesitation Little Johnny repiled "Just fix the sink dick! I'm playing a game here, dont bother me!" If the plumber was irrate before, he was fuming now. "This kid has no respect for adults" he thought, "why if HIS kid were to talk to an adult like that he'd beat him half to death and banish him to his room for a year or more with bread and water just like his father had done to him and his father to his son and....a side note here people: If your hired to do a job, DO THE FUCKING JOB, get the money, leave and repeat. Is it that hard?
So the plummer called the police. No kid was goinna talk to him like that and he'd show the richy rich parents a thing or two about how to raise a kid the right way. Fucking rich assholes. So ten minutes later the cops show up and they're in the kitchen and he's explaining to them the situation. As this scene was going down, Johnnys big brother was watching the entire thing play out on the monitor beside his computer screen. Its what he was being paid to do by his parents.
And he watched listening in on the conversation playing out. Just then one of the cops walked into the Tv room where Little Johnny, now with headphones on, slayed the endless space soldiers coming at him on the new Halo game. "Hey kid, you here by yourself?" the cop asked; and of course he did not hear him, so the cop walked over to him and grabbed him hard by the arm intentionally digging his fingers into his flesh "little fuckin shit" he mumbled under his breath.
Seeing this, Little Johnnys brother got up from his computer and walked into the tv room. "Get your hands off him! He said in a commanding voice that totally shocked the unsuspecting cop, "and you" he said pionting at the plummer "get your fat ass over to the sink and fix it like you were paid to do!" The cop let go of Little Johnny and took a step towards his brother "Who are you?!" he asked. "I'm his brother and I'm 19 and everything is under control here and if this fat ass" he said pionting at the plummer who was still standing there taking the scene in, "would have just done the job he was paid to do and minded his own business you wouldn't be wasting everybodies time..... the fact of the matter was, THEY WERE WASTING HIS TIME as he had been on the computer with a Japaneses client outfitting an entire office complex with furnishings. By the age of 12 he'd made his first million selling office chairs, which was more than the two cops, the plummer and thier respective parents had made, combined, in thier entire lives....."Now LEAVE!" he screamed. All three of the men thought the same thing at once "what a little fucking shit!" He turned and walked away looking over his shoulder at the cop who was now walking towards him. AND THEN HE RAN.....
Meanwhile the A200 Security system had been monitoring the heart rate of all the occupants of the house, but was specifically tracking the "intruders" with weapons. The system identified the armed intruders as wearing police uniforms but the system, when it was installed, had been purposley programmed to over-ride, as any shcmuck can dress up like the police. The weapons system had been activated and was in fact targeting the two armed intruders......AND THEN HE RAN......As soon as the system detected panic in Little Jonhny's brother, the weapons system engaged placing two 45 caliber slugs in each of the Police Officers heads and they both hit the floor simultaniously and began bleeding a large pool of blood. Call the maid. Then The A200, as programmed, activated the 911 system and disengaged the weapons system. Within 10 minutes several more Police cars were on scene and you know what would have happened if the weapons system had not self engaged. Maybe next time. You know I can kill a million fucking shit cops on paper and theres not a fucking thing you, or anyone else can do about it but SUCK ON IT!! If you dont like it DONT READ IT!! Its as simple as that.
And you know what else?... I'll tell you: Everytime one of the fucks gets layed down in real life I'M HAVING A PARTY!!! Because I'm an adult in my 40's and NOT ONCE have these fucks EVER done anything for me but harrassed, abused and pulled that BIG MAN with a BADGE attitude and routine on me.... Like the time in Sunny Isles when the English chicks bogged my car down on the beach going on a beer run. I had called a tow truck and then the Big fucking assholes with badges showed up and announced "You dont call the tow trucks we do!" and with that they sent the tower I had called packing and called there own tower. And the kicker: When the bill came due guess how much it was? Try every last dollar I had on me and I had just gotten paid and there went $650 just like that. ....crooks wt badges.
So yeah, I hope someones putting a bullet through a cops head right this second. Fuck yeah! Die in the street like a quivering run over dog as the crowd spits on your soon to be corpse. And you wonder why people hate the fucking police like poison. Die mutherfuckers! DIE!!
FUCK THE POLICE!!!! for they surely will fuck you....dont beleive it????
Update 10/29/2007:
This was on all the local news stations: An off-duty Miami-Metro Dade Cop pulled over a vehicle and discovered that there was a suit case with $100,000 in it. So what does this prick do? He lets the driver go and takes the suitcase full of cash. Just one problem: The driver was an undercover cop. BUSTED!!! Now you see what I'm talking about dont you? Most of you, I dont have to tell you how it goes as you've been there. For all the rest of you: NOW YOU SEE and this shit goes down all the time and if you dont beleive it just wait your turn to get fucked and then you'll see clear as the nose in front of your face.
They lived life on the cutting edge, which is why they were so successful to begin with. They were always going here or there, always doing something or another. Some who knew them wondered aloud if they ever slept, which of course they did by "Power-Napping" while enroute to here and there and back. In anycase, despite their power and wealth they experienced everyday problems just like you and I, and today the problem was the kitchen sink which is why they were standing there in thier kitchen handing the plumber two crisp $100 bills and explaining if anymore money was required that Little Johnny in the other room playing video games would take care of it. By the time the plumber looked into the other room and looked back, they were a cloud of dust speeding out of the driveway on the cutting edge of life.
"This is no way to raise a kid" the plumber thought to himself. "Hey kid, you here by yourself?" he asked taking a few steps towards the kid playing a video game on the large flat screen TV. Without any hesitation Little Johnny repiled "Just fix the sink dick! I'm playing a game here, dont bother me!" If the plumber was irrate before, he was fuming now. "This kid has no respect for adults" he thought, "why if HIS kid were to talk to an adult like that he'd beat him half to death and banish him to his room for a year or more with bread and water just like his father had done to him and his father to his son and....a side note here people: If your hired to do a job, DO THE FUCKING JOB, get the money, leave and repeat. Is it that hard?
So the plummer called the police. No kid was goinna talk to him like that and he'd show the richy rich parents a thing or two about how to raise a kid the right way. Fucking rich assholes. So ten minutes later the cops show up and they're in the kitchen and he's explaining to them the situation. As this scene was going down, Johnnys big brother was watching the entire thing play out on the monitor beside his computer screen. Its what he was being paid to do by his parents.
And he watched listening in on the conversation playing out. Just then one of the cops walked into the Tv room where Little Johnny, now with headphones on, slayed the endless space soldiers coming at him on the new Halo game. "Hey kid, you here by yourself?" the cop asked; and of course he did not hear him, so the cop walked over to him and grabbed him hard by the arm intentionally digging his fingers into his flesh "little fuckin shit" he mumbled under his breath.
Seeing this, Little Johnnys brother got up from his computer and walked into the tv room. "Get your hands off him! He said in a commanding voice that totally shocked the unsuspecting cop, "and you" he said pionting at the plummer "get your fat ass over to the sink and fix it like you were paid to do!" The cop let go of Little Johnny and took a step towards his brother "Who are you?!" he asked. "I'm his brother and I'm 19 and everything is under control here and if this fat ass" he said pionting at the plummer who was still standing there taking the scene in, "would have just done the job he was paid to do and minded his own business you wouldn't be wasting everybodies time..... the fact of the matter was, THEY WERE WASTING HIS TIME as he had been on the computer with a Japaneses client outfitting an entire office complex with furnishings. By the age of 12 he'd made his first million selling office chairs, which was more than the two cops, the plummer and thier respective parents had made, combined, in thier entire lives....."Now LEAVE!" he screamed. All three of the men thought the same thing at once "what a little fucking shit!" He turned and walked away looking over his shoulder at the cop who was now walking towards him. AND THEN HE RAN.....
Meanwhile the A200 Security system had been monitoring the heart rate of all the occupants of the house, but was specifically tracking the "intruders" with weapons. The system identified the armed intruders as wearing police uniforms but the system, when it was installed, had been purposley programmed to over-ride, as any shcmuck can dress up like the police. The weapons system had been activated and was in fact targeting the two armed intruders......AND THEN HE RAN......As soon as the system detected panic in Little Jonhny's brother, the weapons system engaged placing two 45 caliber slugs in each of the Police Officers heads and they both hit the floor simultaniously and began bleeding a large pool of blood. Call the maid. Then The A200, as programmed, activated the 911 system and disengaged the weapons system. Within 10 minutes several more Police cars were on scene and you know what would have happened if the weapons system had not self engaged. Maybe next time. You know I can kill a million fucking shit cops on paper and theres not a fucking thing you, or anyone else can do about it but SUCK ON IT!! If you dont like it DONT READ IT!! Its as simple as that.
And you know what else?... I'll tell you: Everytime one of the fucks gets layed down in real life I'M HAVING A PARTY!!! Because I'm an adult in my 40's and NOT ONCE have these fucks EVER done anything for me but harrassed, abused and pulled that BIG MAN with a BADGE attitude and routine on me.... Like the time in Sunny Isles when the English chicks bogged my car down on the beach going on a beer run. I had called a tow truck and then the Big fucking assholes with badges showed up and announced "You dont call the tow trucks we do!" and with that they sent the tower I had called packing and called there own tower. And the kicker: When the bill came due guess how much it was? Try every last dollar I had on me and I had just gotten paid and there went $650 just like that. ....crooks wt badges.
So yeah, I hope someones putting a bullet through a cops head right this second. Fuck yeah! Die in the street like a quivering run over dog as the crowd spits on your soon to be corpse. And you wonder why people hate the fucking police like poison. Die mutherfuckers! DIE!!
FUCK THE POLICE!!!! for they surely will fuck you....dont beleive it????
Update 10/29/2007:
This was on all the local news stations: An off-duty Miami-Metro Dade Cop pulled over a vehicle and discovered that there was a suit case with $100,000 in it. So what does this prick do? He lets the driver go and takes the suitcase full of cash. Just one problem: The driver was an undercover cop. BUSTED!!! Now you see what I'm talking about dont you? Most of you, I dont have to tell you how it goes as you've been there. For all the rest of you: NOW YOU SEE and this shit goes down all the time and if you dont beleive it just wait your turn to get fucked and then you'll see clear as the nose in front of your face.
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