Short Story of the Month Feb 2008

Standing over her fathers writhing maggot filled rotting corpse, he asked her to marry him for the six hundreth and sixty-sixth time. Just then, a rattlesnake crawled into the cavity of the skull's eye socket startling a spider that ran out of the other eye. Fer all you youngins out thar, thatswhere little skull babies come from.......

Short Story of the Month Jan 2008

The Gods laughed at him.
They laughed at all of them BUT especially HIM.
It was hilareous to them as he saved and recycled every, and I do mean, everything that came his way. Aluminium and steel cans, plastic bottles, cardboard boxes. He drove his family crazy with his "green"efforts to save the planet.
Anyway as the gods laughed at him, much to thier surprise a huge meteriod came out of nowhere (and I do mean NOWHERE) and hit the doomed planet shattering it into peices smaller than grains of sand.
The next day, for the first time since time itself, The Angel of Death took a day off. As a matter of fact things were so slow that he put up a "going out of business" sign and took an extended vacation.
The Gods pondered where the thing had come from, as they had nothing else to laugh at.