March 2008 Short story of the Month
She thought she knew him well enough to invite him over to her apartment. There previous dates had gone well enough and of course there was that time she had spent the night at his place. So she invited him over.
Things had started off well enough with dinner and a movie and they had gone back to her place and had settled into the couch and had decided on a movie to watch. She had gotten up to go into the kitchen to make some popcorn, the proper way - NOT that microwave stuff, and it was then that things took a turn for the worst.
He had'nt seen them marching down the hall as he was pre-occupied with getting a sports score on the tv before setting up the movie. He didnt notice them until they were on him, and even then he didnt fully realize what was happening.
They covered his eyes, his mouth and his nose. He couldnt breath and struggled against his attackers as one went for his throat wrapping around it as he fell to the floor. "Dont you fuck with our pussy mutherfucker!! That pussy is ours you peice of shit!! Dont even think about it!!"
"Whats that?" she said popping her head out of the kitchen. It was then she saw one of his legs kicking and went into the living room to see what he was doing and thats when she saw him. The fucking pervert was bathing in her underwear. To be specific her panties and thongs! The fucker had them on his face, wrapped around his neck literally rolling around on the floor with them. ALL OF THEM!! You think you know a person! This was DEFINATLY a deal breaker.
How did he get them so fast? she wondered, or for that matter, how did he even know which room was hers, let alone which drawer she kept them in? The entire thing was VERY disturbing. No matter she wouldnt be seeing that fucking creep again. What a perv!!
Later, as the panties had been gently folded and placed back in the drawer, they began to argue loudly again as to who would be ontop of one of the 3 piles, thus increasing the chances of being chosen. And then, as always, the ensuing fight. It was a "pantie free for all" and there could only be on winner.
Side note: Ladies, this is why you should, on a regular basis, say twice a month, empty your panty drawer and give them a good thrashing - just to keep them in line. Or you can have your man "spank them up" wt you in them. Either way, you gotta let'em know whos boss.
Things had started off well enough with dinner and a movie and they had gone back to her place and had settled into the couch and had decided on a movie to watch. She had gotten up to go into the kitchen to make some popcorn, the proper way - NOT that microwave stuff, and it was then that things took a turn for the worst.
He had'nt seen them marching down the hall as he was pre-occupied with getting a sports score on the tv before setting up the movie. He didnt notice them until they were on him, and even then he didnt fully realize what was happening.
They covered his eyes, his mouth and his nose. He couldnt breath and struggled against his attackers as one went for his throat wrapping around it as he fell to the floor. "Dont you fuck with our pussy mutherfucker!! That pussy is ours you peice of shit!! Dont even think about it!!"
"Whats that?" she said popping her head out of the kitchen. It was then she saw one of his legs kicking and went into the living room to see what he was doing and thats when she saw him. The fucking pervert was bathing in her underwear. To be specific her panties and thongs! The fucker had them on his face, wrapped around his neck literally rolling around on the floor with them. ALL OF THEM!! You think you know a person! This was DEFINATLY a deal breaker.
How did he get them so fast? she wondered, or for that matter, how did he even know which room was hers, let alone which drawer she kept them in? The entire thing was VERY disturbing. No matter she wouldnt be seeing that fucking creep again. What a perv!!
Later, as the panties had been gently folded and placed back in the drawer, they began to argue loudly again as to who would be ontop of one of the 3 piles, thus increasing the chances of being chosen. And then, as always, the ensuing fight. It was a "pantie free for all" and there could only be on winner.
Side note: Ladies, this is why you should, on a regular basis, say twice a month, empty your panty drawer and give them a good thrashing - just to keep them in line. Or you can have your man "spank them up" wt you in them. Either way, you gotta let'em know whos boss.
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