Short Story of the Month Nov 2008

It had taken a while but FINALLY I had got God and SATAN together at the same table. "Whats the Big Problem?" I asked "Can't we ALL just get along? I mean, WE ALL make mistakes @ some point! IF you hadn't of made SATAN", I said to GOD "He wouldnt admire you so much that He wants to be you" Just then an angel standing along the wall farted and the tension was broken as we all laughed quite loudly.....
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....And then, to make things more complicated and chaotic the WORLD GOVERMENT commanded that ALL occupants of Earth names would be change to a goverment issued name. George Washington became Terry Richardson. Mick Jagger became Hank Johnston. Martha Stewart became Anna Marie Charmicheal and so forth and so on.

-What'd you get?

* Bill Parker. What about you?

- Steve Lawton..... Wanna trade?

* I dont think it works like that Darrell!!

- Its Steve... Steve Lawton.

* Oh yeah, sorry. I forgot.