Mar 2009 - You need to stop eating out of the garbage!!
This morning I got up at the unGodly hour of 6am to gradually wake up, have my coffee and head out on a job interview. Getting up at 6am is NOT Rock-n-Roll let me tell you!!
In anycase we do what we have to do. So It was no big deal and I went on my interview which was in the Aventura area, which is upscale, crime free for the most part, predominatly Jewish condominium retirees, and the interview went well and its another wait and see, and if they hire me they hire me, IF they dont they dont. No sweat off my back either way.
So as I'm walking back from this interview, I'm walking through a strip mall parking lot with a grocery store in it and theres this middle aged lady dressed in warm ups like she might be out for her morning walk, and she's standing beside a garbage can peeling the paper off a candy bar and picking the nuts out of it -or something?, and throwing them in the trash.
So as I'm walking toward her I say in a scolding like voice "You NEED to STOP eating out of the garbage!" And she replies spewing her words and shaking her head, clearly offended "I'm NOT eating out of the garbage" And without hesitation I comeback at her "I'm standing here watching you do IT!!" And the whole time I'm walking and as I am, an old lady of about 120 - which is the average age for this area- is walking towards me, and I have to stop so I dont walk into her and I say to her pointing at the now pissed off middle aged lady still by the garbage can, "She's eating out of the garbage!" And without hesitation or breaking her stride the old lady rolls her nose up like she smelled a turd and says "THATS DISQUSTING!!" and keeps on walking past the scene and into the store.
So at this point the middle age lady screams louder "I'm NOT eating out of the garbage!! I was throwing something in it!!" And she hurls her candy bar into the trash and proclaims "SEE?" And I'm trying not to break out laughing and I say to her as she's storming off like she's going to go tell someone, which she probably IS, "I'm just telling you for your own good if you keep doing it you are going to get sick!" LOL!!
I love Chaos!!
In anycase we do what we have to do. So It was no big deal and I went on my interview which was in the Aventura area, which is upscale, crime free for the most part, predominatly Jewish condominium retirees, and the interview went well and its another wait and see, and if they hire me they hire me, IF they dont they dont. No sweat off my back either way.
So as I'm walking back from this interview, I'm walking through a strip mall parking lot with a grocery store in it and theres this middle aged lady dressed in warm ups like she might be out for her morning walk, and she's standing beside a garbage can peeling the paper off a candy bar and picking the nuts out of it -or something?, and throwing them in the trash.
So as I'm walking toward her I say in a scolding like voice "You NEED to STOP eating out of the garbage!" And she replies spewing her words and shaking her head, clearly offended "I'm NOT eating out of the garbage" And without hesitation I comeback at her "I'm standing here watching you do IT!!" And the whole time I'm walking and as I am, an old lady of about 120 - which is the average age for this area- is walking towards me, and I have to stop so I dont walk into her and I say to her pointing at the now pissed off middle aged lady still by the garbage can, "She's eating out of the garbage!" And without hesitation or breaking her stride the old lady rolls her nose up like she smelled a turd and says "THATS DISQUSTING!!" and keeps on walking past the scene and into the store.
So at this point the middle age lady screams louder "I'm NOT eating out of the garbage!! I was throwing something in it!!" And she hurls her candy bar into the trash and proclaims "SEE?" And I'm trying not to break out laughing and I say to her as she's storming off like she's going to go tell someone, which she probably IS, "I'm just telling you for your own good if you keep doing it you are going to get sick!" LOL!!
I love Chaos!!
posted by Mark Scott at 8:18 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home