Jan 2010 - A Birthday Wish
Little Timmy, fresh out of the well (He had already fallen in wells 8 times this year alone) was excited as all his friends gathered around the table. It was his 11th birthday and all his friends were there including many of his rescuers who had pulled him from the many wells he had fallen into over the course of his short 11 years time.
His mother, Julian Anders or some shit - (I think that was just her stage name, I have people checking on that, get back to me later ok?) -brought the white frosted birthday cake into the room and all the videophones, cams etc. panned towards the sparkeling presentation she brought forth and placed on the table. It was a coconut cake with colorful peanut M&M's decorating the vanilla frosting. Doris Chandler, - (I beleive thats her real name. Again, get back to me on all that shit. I have people sorting out all the names and faces) - the next door neighbor, followed behind with a tub of Vanilla Ice cream as all the kids screamed in delight of the sweet goodness to come. Kids like ice cream and birthday cake like Cannibles like human flesh. Hell yeah they do. I dont have to tell you that. Look at thier faces.
"OK Timmy Make a wish and blow out the candles!" his mom instructed taking away the hissing and dancing sparkelers, handing them to some of the kids. Now given all the times the little mutherfucker had accidently fallen in wells -Thats right I said "ACCIDENTLY" I know some in the community say he was throwing himself down the well shafts on purpose just for all the media attention. However, I have proof that disputes this and have seen the video of him under hypnosis that proves otherwise ok? I have privy to such things as a documentary film maker ok? So DO NOT question what I am saying! ok? Can I continue with you're permission?....Thank you.
As I was saying, You'd think he would make a wish to "NOT FALL DOWN IN WELLS ANYMORE." This was not to be as he closed his eyes and formed his cheeks in a round full pocket of hot air and blew as hard as he could. Immediatly some of the 11 candles went out but he had to re-breath to blow out the others and then the deed was done and everyone in unison began to clap thier hands and cheer. It was a happy moment in retrospect. IF they had ONLY known what was to come of it.
Immediatly as the candles were blown out one of the kids shouted out asking "What did you wish for? FUCKING FOOL of FOOLS! Everyone fucking goddamned knows if you tell what you wished for "IT" woodnt come true. Little Timmy made the motion of zipping his lips and throwing away the key. He was certainly no fool.
(add SLAYER's "Hell Awaits" here as the birthday party scene plays out: Happy kids, the slicing of cake, adults laughing, people filming, dogs smiling anxiously waiting and hoping for some cake too)
Everything was going fine and everyone was having a good time -even the adults especially the neighborhood MILFS there for the firemen who had rescued Little Timmy so many times (MY HEROES!-rapid eye fluttering here) - and THEN, Little Timmy with no indication otherwise that something was amiss, raised his head with a strange look on his face (in retrospect looking back some would say a "POSSESSED" look) and began to convulse falling over in his chair onto the floor. Panic swept over the adults and even a few of the children and the First Responders discarded their MILF action and immediatly dove in to action
As you can see on the many videos and the multiple angle shots, Little Timmy wasnt faking it and seeking attention as some would later say. He wasnt deliberatly "swallowing his tongue" and convulsion on the floor. It was a moment of deep concern like one moment everything is happy and then White to Black and then Red Alert. Luckily, Little Timmy's rescuers where there and they had immediatly jumped into to save him. Party over, though some well wishers and kids on a sugar fix lingered getting what they could not get at home. It was a frantic seen of ambalances and fire tucks and news crews who were already on scene, gone into full fucking "get the story first" mode, and hovering helicopter and blogs "LITTLE TIMMY not Fallen in a well but fallen at his own Birthday celebration!!" Local Channels interupted thier regular broadcast to report the "NEWS". News channels Nationwide picked up on it immediatly as well. IF IT BLEEDS IT LEADS!!!
(Add "Just one Fix" by Ministry here...NEVER trust a fucking Junkie)
Later at the Hospital after Little Timmy had be stabalized and was laying in his hospital bed as well and healthy as a Racing Horse, his little sister Amanda cupped his hand fearing the worst knowing, but hoping NOT, asked him what he had wished for blowing out the candles on his cake. Little Timmy emotionally fell into himself crying uncontrollably as the adults and nurses rushed to his side "I didnt mean it! I didnt mean it" he cried "I was only kidding around."
Scene: Arlington National Cemetary, Washington, D.C. The Unknown Soldiers Tomb where United States Marine Corps Guards have stood a vigillant watch 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, in rain, sleet and snow for over 65 years. Semper Fidelis. Always Faithful.
The guard change smartly went through thier routine "changing of guards" ceremony as they had done so many times before, crisp salutes from the senturies relenquishing thier post to the next brother Marine to assume The Watch...And just then a rumbling sound filled the air. An Earthquke. An explosion of concrete. The ground trembling beneath them. Things amiss and thats when the Guards saw the body of the soldier come out of the crack in the tomb, in fact saw the entire cematary come alive with life.
THE DEAD RISE
The Dead had rose enmasse worldwide and they were not happy with the living. The cheats and scoundrels, the politicians and the atrocities that had fallen them in mass graves, the Greedy fucking Muslims, Jews, Christians, Catholics that had surfed on thier blood for eons. The now living dead were not a happy lot to be assured and they had been in slumber for decades and they were hungry to fill thier empty veins with live flowing blow for a change. LIVE BLOOD not this fucking dirt and rot of a greedy grave that had consumed them for so long.
Some FOOLS witnessing this first hand raised thier arms to the empty sky and praised Jesus and declared The 2nd Coming. In fact, IF they had done an ounce of homework on the subject, instead of blindly believing in a ficticious SUPERMAN like character, they would have seen the folly of thier ways (see The DVD "The God That Never Was" it will lay it all out on an historical timeline for you - NOT some JACKASS in a suit and tie up on a stage getting paid to collect your hard earned money! STUPID SUCKERS)
Worldwide, Tombs burst opened and the dead arose. Italy, Germany, Spain, Antarctica.....THIS wasnt "THE 2nd Coming", THIS was a Birthday wish come true. Little Timmy's Birthday wish of blown out candles of the Dawn of a new tomorrow and vengeful justice of the grave and a new tomorrow.
The world hunkered down waiting on his next BIRTHDAY to make it all right. I'm over here in the corner - thats right pan the camera my way! Thats right thats me (Finger to ya face!) and I'm taking bets he's going to wish all you fucking greedy miserable bastards to THE CORN FEILD & in fact am hedging my bets and lobbying him for the same and watching him to make sure he doesnt wander off and fall in any wells. You people BELONG in "The Corn Feild".
What then? Wandering aimlessly around in never ending stalks several feet higher than yourselves just wandering and wandering around aimlessly in The Cornfield. Plenty to eat and Crunchy little cornballs. I dont know and I dont want to know. We all make our beds. You are either GOOD or BAD. Heavan or Hell. In the Corn Feild or NOT
Becareful what you wish for.
Can I get a spellcheck Beatch?
His mother, Julian Anders or some shit - (I think that was just her stage name, I have people checking on that, get back to me later ok?) -brought the white frosted birthday cake into the room and all the videophones, cams etc. panned towards the sparkeling presentation she brought forth and placed on the table. It was a coconut cake with colorful peanut M&M's decorating the vanilla frosting. Doris Chandler, - (I beleive thats her real name. Again, get back to me on all that shit. I have people sorting out all the names and faces) - the next door neighbor, followed behind with a tub of Vanilla Ice cream as all the kids screamed in delight of the sweet goodness to come. Kids like ice cream and birthday cake like Cannibles like human flesh. Hell yeah they do. I dont have to tell you that. Look at thier faces.
"OK Timmy Make a wish and blow out the candles!" his mom instructed taking away the hissing and dancing sparkelers, handing them to some of the kids. Now given all the times the little mutherfucker had accidently fallen in wells -Thats right I said "ACCIDENTLY" I know some in the community say he was throwing himself down the well shafts on purpose just for all the media attention. However, I have proof that disputes this and have seen the video of him under hypnosis that proves otherwise ok? I have privy to such things as a documentary film maker ok? So DO NOT question what I am saying! ok? Can I continue with you're permission?....Thank you.
As I was saying, You'd think he would make a wish to "NOT FALL DOWN IN WELLS ANYMORE." This was not to be as he closed his eyes and formed his cheeks in a round full pocket of hot air and blew as hard as he could. Immediatly some of the 11 candles went out but he had to re-breath to blow out the others and then the deed was done and everyone in unison began to clap thier hands and cheer. It was a happy moment in retrospect. IF they had ONLY known what was to come of it.
Immediatly as the candles were blown out one of the kids shouted out asking "What did you wish for? FUCKING FOOL of FOOLS! Everyone fucking goddamned knows if you tell what you wished for "IT" woodnt come true. Little Timmy made the motion of zipping his lips and throwing away the key. He was certainly no fool.
(add SLAYER's "Hell Awaits" here as the birthday party scene plays out: Happy kids, the slicing of cake, adults laughing, people filming, dogs smiling anxiously waiting and hoping for some cake too)
Everything was going fine and everyone was having a good time -even the adults especially the neighborhood MILFS there for the firemen who had rescued Little Timmy so many times (MY HEROES!-rapid eye fluttering here) - and THEN, Little Timmy with no indication otherwise that something was amiss, raised his head with a strange look on his face (in retrospect looking back some would say a "POSSESSED" look) and began to convulse falling over in his chair onto the floor. Panic swept over the adults and even a few of the children and the First Responders discarded their MILF action and immediatly dove in to action
As you can see on the many videos and the multiple angle shots, Little Timmy wasnt faking it and seeking attention as some would later say. He wasnt deliberatly "swallowing his tongue" and convulsion on the floor. It was a moment of deep concern like one moment everything is happy and then White to Black and then Red Alert. Luckily, Little Timmy's rescuers where there and they had immediatly jumped into to save him. Party over, though some well wishers and kids on a sugar fix lingered getting what they could not get at home. It was a frantic seen of ambalances and fire tucks and news crews who were already on scene, gone into full fucking "get the story first" mode, and hovering helicopter and blogs "LITTLE TIMMY not Fallen in a well but fallen at his own Birthday celebration!!" Local Channels interupted thier regular broadcast to report the "NEWS". News channels Nationwide picked up on it immediatly as well. IF IT BLEEDS IT LEADS!!!
(Add "Just one Fix" by Ministry here...NEVER trust a fucking Junkie)
Later at the Hospital after Little Timmy had be stabalized and was laying in his hospital bed as well and healthy as a Racing Horse, his little sister Amanda cupped his hand fearing the worst knowing, but hoping NOT, asked him what he had wished for blowing out the candles on his cake. Little Timmy emotionally fell into himself crying uncontrollably as the adults and nurses rushed to his side "I didnt mean it! I didnt mean it" he cried "I was only kidding around."
Scene: Arlington National Cemetary, Washington, D.C. The Unknown Soldiers Tomb where United States Marine Corps Guards have stood a vigillant watch 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, in rain, sleet and snow for over 65 years. Semper Fidelis. Always Faithful.
The guard change smartly went through thier routine "changing of guards" ceremony as they had done so many times before, crisp salutes from the senturies relenquishing thier post to the next brother Marine to assume The Watch...And just then a rumbling sound filled the air. An Earthquke. An explosion of concrete. The ground trembling beneath them. Things amiss and thats when the Guards saw the body of the soldier come out of the crack in the tomb, in fact saw the entire cematary come alive with life.
THE DEAD RISE
The Dead had rose enmasse worldwide and they were not happy with the living. The cheats and scoundrels, the politicians and the atrocities that had fallen them in mass graves, the Greedy fucking Muslims, Jews, Christians, Catholics that had surfed on thier blood for eons. The now living dead were not a happy lot to be assured and they had been in slumber for decades and they were hungry to fill thier empty veins with live flowing blow for a change. LIVE BLOOD not this fucking dirt and rot of a greedy grave that had consumed them for so long.
Some FOOLS witnessing this first hand raised thier arms to the empty sky and praised Jesus and declared The 2nd Coming. In fact, IF they had done an ounce of homework on the subject, instead of blindly believing in a ficticious SUPERMAN like character, they would have seen the folly of thier ways (see The DVD "The God That Never Was" it will lay it all out on an historical timeline for you - NOT some JACKASS in a suit and tie up on a stage getting paid to collect your hard earned money! STUPID SUCKERS)
Worldwide, Tombs burst opened and the dead arose. Italy, Germany, Spain, Antarctica.....THIS wasnt "THE 2nd Coming", THIS was a Birthday wish come true. Little Timmy's Birthday wish of blown out candles of the Dawn of a new tomorrow and vengeful justice of the grave and a new tomorrow.
The world hunkered down waiting on his next BIRTHDAY to make it all right. I'm over here in the corner - thats right pan the camera my way! Thats right thats me (Finger to ya face!) and I'm taking bets he's going to wish all you fucking greedy miserable bastards to THE CORN FEILD & in fact am hedging my bets and lobbying him for the same and watching him to make sure he doesnt wander off and fall in any wells. You people BELONG in "The Corn Feild".
What then? Wandering aimlessly around in never ending stalks several feet higher than yourselves just wandering and wandering around aimlessly in The Cornfield. Plenty to eat and Crunchy little cornballs. I dont know and I dont want to know. We all make our beds. You are either GOOD or BAD. Heavan or Hell. In the Corn Feild or NOT
Becareful what you wish for.
Can I get a spellcheck Beatch?
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