May 2010 - The GREEN Movement

It came like a bolt of lightening out of the sky...STEALTH

They didnt know IT had even entered Earths atmosphere until it had hit in the mid Atlantic Ocean and censors had gone off. At first they had thought the Cape Verde Island Ridge had finally fallen off, but it was much more centered in the ocean and moving West and moving VERY fast!

And moving west it did. VERY FAST.

Satellites reported back as it moved under the water creating a huge tsunami wake in its path and then it appeared from out of the Atlantic rolling still west across at Abijon, Africa ripping a path across the Continent and sinking back into the Indian Ocean creating more Tsunami's in its wake as it rolled and rolled westward.

And it rolled and IT was a problem as it, This Giant Globe from space destroying and plowing up everything in its path -rolled across the Planet.

IT was a BIG problem and Jets were deployed with Nuclear Missles to end this thing before it hit the California Coast.

They attacked the "Thing" non stop for 3 days as it rolled across the Pacific Ocean having waylaid much of Indonisia as it rolled. They hit it with Nuclear Tarpedoes launched from several submarines and NOTHING seemed to phase it in the least and it kept rolling. They Attacked it with coventional weapon having used up all thier "nukes" THEY attacked it with EVERTHING they had and NOTHING stopped the damned thing!!

NOTHING Stopped It and IT kept Rolling.

IT was a PLOW sent to save the Doomed Planet from the Humans that were Hell bent on destroy it at everyturn. Its path was predictable and it was panic to MOVE out of its path -Countries and Cities within its oncoming path took note and The Prayer Flags set up could not stop it as it waylaid entire mountains.

Finally as predicted, it hit the California Coast, First the Tsunami Waves and then the actual sphere and it rolled westward destroying everything in its path -cities, deserts, mountains - and then sank into the Atlantic Ocean. Scientist noted that upon hitting its original point where it had entered it had changed its original path several degrees north and rolled on a fresh course for new destruction.

There was nothing they could do but watch the thing and monitor it as it rolled and get the hell out of its path.

The Earth was waylaid and it took the sphere close to six months to completly cover all ground. It was nothing but rubble and the human that remained did so at a complete loss of what was and had been. This was a completely different world. The population had been culled from billions to perhaps half a million.

Those lucky enough to be in the Military and in deep underground fortified bunkers that were not effected by the spheres path continued to monitor it from satellites and it seemed to have decreased from it original size but neverthless continued to roll plowing up anything and everything in its path.

Earth was NEVER the same again as the sphere continued to roll its way around the Earth.....and it was a good thing for the Planet. It was a true "Green Movement" if you will.

April 2010 - The Best New Years Eve Ever

I dont want to date myself here but Jefferson Davis had just taken office and taken signage of a new lot of new Negro Slave girls... (Add ample Fart noises here)

I was 17. I was "The Youth Gone Wild" (SEE the previous Blog "Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers" here) but raised, not pulled up like a weed, So I was wild but not ignorant or dangerous to the piont of killing/attacking someone for no good reason, or breaking into houses to steal whatever. Call it a "Controlled Reckless Abandoned"

I was hanging with my girlfriend Fran and her brother and thier friend Derick and we had an entire house to ourselves because Dericks Mom was a partying ass bitch and she was GONE-Where who know and who cares? A couple phone calls and the cars of people started piling in with beer,beer and MORE BEER.

I remember at one piont being in Dericks bed room (what would have been the living room, never to GO IN in my Christain Prick upraising household) with a black light on, and just jamming out LOUD to AC/DC's Highway to Hell album and girls walking in the front door hugging and kissing me wishing me a HAPPY NEW YEAR as my freind Tim just stood there and watched taking it all in..... Hell YEAH! I was happy with a cold Budweiser and some fucking AC/DC KICKASS Rock-n-Roll and the icing on the cake was ALL THIS!!

The BEST New Years Eve ever based soley on the innocence of my youth, the freedom, the music, being surrounded by friends and attractive girls that didnt go to my school (and some that did that kissed me hard on the lips pissing off thier boyfriends - yeah that'll DO IT everytime!! LOL!!)

I remember as the Party when on into the night well after the entrance of the New Year, the crowd thinned and even my friend Tim who had drove to the Party had gone home, as did my "girlfreind" Fran, and as 4am hit, it was a Pyramid of Budweiser Beer Cans that would have made the Egyptians proud! It was "The ENERGY Of Youth" and up ALL NIGHT with energy to spare. I remember I ended up in a car with a girl named Linda Gogswell, or something like that- Gogswell Gogs?? The Jetsons ok? And she had a Baby Blue Honda Civic and we off to Waffle House to get something to eat. Kids need FOOD!!

On the way into town I would tell her "STOP! GO BACK!" and she would do a U-turn and pull into a closed Country Store parking lot and I'd throw a huge A-Frame Budweiser sign into the car. Stealing signs seemed to be the OBSSESSION back then. I cant even remember what I had to eat at Waffle House or who paid. I think it was a combined effort to pay the bill.

That we, at THAT young age, were even out out that hour blows my mind now. Looking back now I see ALOT of opportunities to "make a move" on these girls and probably not be denied. I've NEVER been about THAT and still am not. I'm NOT. I dont go looking for TROUBLE or SEX, It finds me...Enough said. I remember I unloaded the "obtained" Budweiser Sign in Derricks yard and his reaction a few hours later when he saw it. What his neighbors must have thought at the site of it must have been them asking themselves a shocked "Are they selling beer now?!" LMFAO!! It was the icing on the cake to what was a great rockin partying night with cool friends all around. It was the BEST New Years Eve I've ever had and if I had a TIME MACHINE I'd go right back to that room with the AC/DC blaring...

Bon Scott we miss you man....DONT STOP ME!!!... Highway To Hell...\m/..\m/

March 2010 - The Best Christmas Ever

As I write this its the day before New Years Eve -New Years Eve Eve, and I got the idea a few days before Christmas thinking back to previous Christmas's deciding which had been the best.

I must have been 6 or 7 and we were living in Greenville, SC. @ 7 Princeton Ave. I remember that because if I was ever lost, I was to tell whoever it was who found me to take me to that address. I also remember I was wearing pajamas with the feet in them so I was probably closer to 6 than 7. That whole Christmas is so vivid making me think as to why previous Christmas's seem to not have excisted at all? I know there were previous Christmas's, I just remember nothing of them, yet I have memories that go back farther of other things - like being in diapers in the basket of my big sisters bike racing down a bumpy grass hill with the metal basket digging into my back hurting me. I remember THAT!

Regardless, THIS particular Christmas was the BEST ever! I vividly remember getting to open a gift on Christmas Eve and it was a red Hess Firetruck that had flashing red lights that lit up my darkened hardwood floored bedroom just like a real fire truck. I thought this was just the greatest visual ever as the red lights spiraled around the room. Then on Christmas morning I distinctly remember an unwrapped GI Joe Space Capsule just sitting there unwrapped on a big wrapped present waiting for me. I sometimes wonder what happened to such toys of mine. Are they pieces of broken plastic in a landfill? Where did they go? They just seemed to have disappeared off the face of the Earth. Who knows, they might even be stored away in my parents attic. I dont keep track of such things but I do know that such a toy would be worth ALOT these days and even more so in its original packaging.

I dont remember much else about what presents I recieved but I remember I was just so happy and content and it was the best Christmas ever. I do remember though that later on that day the house caught on fire and burned to the ground and we all barely made it out alive and once in the yard recovering from the smoke inhalation we were hit by a bolt of lightening and then on the way to the hospital the ambulance was T-boned by a 18 wheeler speeding through an intersection and once at the hospital I was given the wrong medication and went into a coma and then later while recovering I was almost electrocuted by some faulty wiring.

But all that didnt matter as I had that Hess Firetruck that lit up a room with its flashing light and a GI JOE Space Capsule. It was without a doubt -THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

Feb 2010 - Spider Monkey Jesus

It was a great day.

We were all having such a wonderful time at the Barbeque = Ribs, Chicken, Burgers, Hot Dogs, Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, BBQ Beans, Pepsi, Beer,Wine, Mixed Drinks...

We were having a marvelous time and conversations of religion, politics and debating World Matters.

....THEN all of a sudden out of NOWHERE Jesus, obviously drunk on wine, got MAD because nobody had been talking to him and the son of a bitch turned ALL the Pic-nic Tables over and changed himself into a Spider Monkey and ran up a tree and would come down.

THEN he made it rain and ruined the whole day.

What a fucking ASSHOLE.