Feb 2010 - Spider Monkey Jesus
It was a great day.
We were all having such a wonderful time at the Barbeque = Ribs, Chicken, Burgers, Hot Dogs, Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, BBQ Beans, Pepsi, Beer,Wine, Mixed Drinks...
We were having a marvelous time and conversations of religion, politics and debating World Matters.
....THEN all of a sudden out of NOWHERE Jesus, obviously drunk on wine, got MAD because nobody had been talking to him and the son of a bitch turned ALL the Pic-nic Tables over and changed himself into a Spider Monkey and ran up a tree and would come down.
THEN he made it rain and ruined the whole day.
What a fucking ASSHOLE.
We were all having such a wonderful time at the Barbeque = Ribs, Chicken, Burgers, Hot Dogs, Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, BBQ Beans, Pepsi, Beer,Wine, Mixed Drinks...
We were having a marvelous time and conversations of religion, politics and debating World Matters.
....THEN all of a sudden out of NOWHERE Jesus, obviously drunk on wine, got MAD because nobody had been talking to him and the son of a bitch turned ALL the Pic-nic Tables over and changed himself into a Spider Monkey and ran up a tree and would come down.
THEN he made it rain and ruined the whole day.
What a fucking ASSHOLE.
Labels: Short story of the month
posted by Mark Scott at 9:43 PM
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