I Live In Sin City

......And I admit I have NOT been very Sinful. I mean I drink, cuss, play loud Rock-n-Roll Music, Rip Lifes Ass,,,But I havent Killed anyone, I havent carjacked some old lady & then made her suck me off & cum in her face while I pushed her out into the Desert (NOw THATS SINFUL!!) and then going back to my CRAZY Hooker Casino Cocktail Waitress Girlfriend and beat her within an inch of her life because of her little dog crapping all over my rug, and WHEN she screams as I'm beating her "I Dont HAVE a Little Dog!!" - Hand her a puppy Rescued from the pound & say "Heres your Little Dog"....

......And just Do more EVIL like that 24-7

.......I dont KNOW whats WRONG wt me.......... I guess I'm just Lazy....Besides where am I going to get a CRAZY HOOKER CASINO WAITRESS GIRLFRIEND?

Sombody told me THEY Grown on Trees?

I want mine to be a ZOMBIE!!