My Dream Woman

Alot of guys go for the Hot chick with the big tits and nice ass. NOT ME. Dont get me wrong, I like those kind of features in a woman and to be frank the ONLY kind of woman to actually "be with" takes care of herself and is in physically fit shape.

However, my ultimate dream woman is an obese bed ridden pig who's so heavy her legs cant hold her up. THIS is marriage material providing she has a Life Insurance Policy. She's a dream that I'd feed bacon to EVERY meal and ALL of her drinks would have a reserve of bacon fat in them. I would have her nurse, who I'm more then likely have hot passionate sex with, feed her non-stop until her heart could not take it anymore and she stopped.

Then I would have a bulldozer knock out the side wall of her bedroom and have it haul her massive carcass off to the creamatorium and uncerimoniously incinerated. The next day I'd make a trip down to the Insurance Company and have them cut me a check.

And "The process" would repeat itself.