Creamed Corn TV

Lets go back to the 1950's where EVERYTHING was Black & White and I will say something like "Lets drive off this cliff" AND you will say something "In Love" like "Splendid Dhaling" And then I will lerch hard on the steering wheel launching the car 1000 ft into the air before hitting the rocky cliffs below (NO EXPLOSION) falling into the waves where the fish will eat our brains and eyeballs......In the NEXT Episode You will say something so GAY it will get us both arrested (even in this day and age). The entire 30 minutes will revolve around cigarette commercials "Winston Taste good like a cigarette should" and a young MATLOCK-Like Attorney fighting desparatly hard for our freedom and you spouting off MORE Gayness that will get us both LIFE IN PRISON DOING HARD TIME WITH NO PAROLE...How's that sound?

Nuclear Skull-n-Bones Society

I may have mentioned this before. It bears repeating considering the updates coming to the website:

In 2006 or so I applied for the US Trademark "Nuclear Skull and Bones" and sent in the form with a check for $250 or so. Now keep in mind that THIS was not my first dance with the US Trademark Office and I had up to this point had successfully filed 2 or 3 applications receiving ownership of Trademarks for use in commerce.

So after a couple months of submitting my application I started getting these emails stating "We're The only Skull-n-Bones and we are Yale and blah, blah = DELETED who cares, Go Fuck...I get alot of emails and over half are spam & get the treatment and I didn't give it a second thought.

Time goes by and I realized I had not heard from the Trademark Office on this application and write them inquiring on its status. Now here's the Punchline: They cashed my check for the application and stated that they sent me a letter inquiring about the application and I failed to reply = Application trashed.

OK, No problem with my other Trademark applications and now all of a sudden I get this?

I figure someone in Washington saw that the "Mark" had been registered and they made a phone call to someone connected to this Closet FAGGOT Blue Blood Yale Fraternity and another phone call was made and someone at the Trademark Office was told to make it go away. Problem Solved.

Problem Solved?....Meet MutherFucker.....I AM Mutherfucker:

\m/ THE Nuclear Fuckin Skull \m/

My answer to the situation is ASK: WWLD? (What Would Lemmy Do?)

So I got my cock out & am waving it in their faces with the NUCLEAR SKULL-n-BONES SOCIETY CD & subsequent "Balls to the Wall" promotions......I NEVER would have gone all "SOCIETY" with it until these fucks came pushing on me...So Thanks assholes...

Suck on MF'ers.